A smart remark for your enemies, a killer insult:
May you be captured by Midianite maniacs, thou plaything of Beelzebub!
May you crash the king's best-loved chariot, O thou irritating inhabitant of Gath!
I hope you will crash the king's best-loved chariot, O thou discourager of the brethren!
May you be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O thou breaker of the commandments!
Listen, O ye son of a Philistine, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
# Biblical Curse Generator #
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Biblical Curse Generator
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