Friday, June 23, 2006

Suicide Note Generator

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Your Name: Generator
Suicide Reason: Destiny
P.S. Message: Family

June 23, 2006

Dear Ungrateful World;

Although everyone on Earth has failed to give me even half the accolades and adulation that should go with me, Generator, being the 3rd coming of christ, I will still fulfill my destiny.

For you insolent pukes, I will shed my blood to once again open the gates of heaven. Because of me, you heathen beasts won't have to endure any locust, floods, toads or ATF non-incendiary devices.

Start erecting statues, knocking out opponents, singing songs, scoring touchdowns, hitting home runs, hiding colored eggs every year around the 23rd of June, and doing other shit for my glory because you fuckers owe me big.

Jesus Christ III
a.k.a. Generator

P.S. If my sister's still dating interracially, tell her she can now get married.

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