Lemberg & Associates L.L.C. from Stamford, Connecticut had a great idea... A Lemon Meter to Check your Lemon Rights for free :
# Lemon Justice #
The Christmas Song Generator :
We three kings of Orient are,
Bearing gifts we travel afar,
Field and fountain,
Moor and mountain,
Following yonder kumquat.
We Three Kings Of Orient Are
Do not falter, little donkey,# The Christmas Song Generator #
There's a star ahead.
It will guide you, little donkey,
To a generator.
(the original was 'cattle shed')
A giraffe walks into a shabby hut.
Says the giraffe, “Give me two antennas please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Get out, now!”
Says the giraffe, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m about to leave anyway.”