# Doll glitter maker #
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Sunday, August 20, 2006
coats of Goshen, and let my soul may be forgotten in the earth was set. And Cain brought her forth,
Calneh, in whose land of Japheth, the full price let them that day, when Jehovah that he was sore afraid.
# Random Text Generator #
Monday, August 14, 2006
It's a expansive room, but quite adequately lit. The walls are painted in a soft amber, broken up by sheer, springtime green curtains on the windows.
It's a simple room, with walls painted in hospitalish green-beige and a floor that's an intricate design of ceramic tiles. It is badly lit, though rather expansive.
The window curtains, drapelike and springtime green, blow in the abrupt wind. The floor is nothing but packed dirt, the walls are an ornate pattern of bricks.
There are drapelike curtains decorating the open windows in this colossal room. A burnt odor that hits you like a wall is stirred by the chilly wind from the windows.
This closetlike room is adequately lit. The walls are springtime green. Soft perfume wafts through the air. The floor is a dizzying pattern of tiling.
# Room Description Generator #
Posted by The Boy with funny pictures at 11:04 PM
This compact castle, built of white marble and set beside a stream, belongs to a grouchy princess. It contains a large imposing gateway and appears to be thriving. It is approached by a wide cobbled road. Nearby is a quiet farming hamlet in which there is a traveling fair. The holding is rich in art and culture.
This enormous castle, built of cream-colored stone and set beside a river, belongs to a minor enchantress. It contains a long-lost relic and appears to be busy. It is approached by a well-kept road. Nearby is a thriving human town in which there is a traveling fair. The holding is rich in medicinal herbs.
This medium-sized castle, built of ivory stone and set in a lightly wooded grassland, belongs to a learned count. It contains a massive treasure room and appears to be thriving. It is approached by a badly maintained road. Nearby is a quiet elven town in which there is a traveling fair. The holding is rich in history and folklore.
This spacious castle, built of yellow bricks and set in the middle of a lake, belongs to a warlike countess. It contains a strange prisoner and appears to be populous. It is approached by a narrow paved road. Nearby is a quiet farming settlement in which there is a large imposing gateway. The holding is rich in art and culture.
This spacious castle, built of yellow bricks and set on the crest of a hill, belongs to a flamboyant paladin. It contains a vast library and appears to be crowded. It is approached by a narrow dirt road. Nearby is a thriving mining village in which there is a haunted house. The holding is rich in horses.
# Stronghold Creator #
Posted by The Boy with funny pictures at 11:03 PM
This huge city is curiously empty. It stands near the coast and is mainly constructed of stone. It is defended by a formidable army and its most noteworthy feature is the imposing aqueduct.
This is a huge, not very populous city built predominantly of granite and defended by a somewhat lackadaisical city guard. It is well known for its red light district. Most of its revenue comes from spices.
This is a moderate-sized, prosperous city built predominantly of adobe and defended by thick walls. It is well known for its fancifully paved streets. Most of its revenue comes from fishing.
This moderate-sized city is prosperous. It stands near the coast and is mainly constructed of rock. It is defended by local militia and its most noteworthy feature is the lush public gardens.
This small city is sprawling. It stands at the edge of a desert and is mainly constructed of timber. It is defended by a formidable army and its most noteworthy feature is the unique architecture.
# City Generator #
Posted by The Boy with funny pictures at 11:02 PM
Anahei is a judgmental young bard with dark brown hair and grayish green eyes.
Emmalia is a young dyer with brown hair, black eyes, and a romantic personality.
Framee is a honest storyteller who is terrified of elves and has auburn hair and dark eyes.
Shale is a sullen mage with blond hair and mismatched eyes, who is terrified of water.
Ysatis is a friendly poet with platinum hair and violet eyes, who is strangely scarred.
# Fantasy Character Generator #
Posted by The Boy with funny pictures at 10:56 PM
The Dark Archimage is said to be a shadowy figure, who dwells among the ruins of a great city, seeking the gates of hell.
The Elder Wizard is said to be a shadowy figure, who dwells in a distant city, seeking the elixir of life.
The Keeper of Air lives somewhere in the forests. He is said to be a dashing young man, who committed an unspeakable crime.
The Recondite Archimage is said to be quite a young woman, who dwells in an underground palace, seeking hidden knowledge.
The Recondite Sibyl lives in a castle made of ice. She is said to be the king's discarded mistress, who committed an unspeakable crime.
# Magician Generator #
Posted by The Boy with funny pictures at 10:55 PM
Amarantha the White, Princess of Mondesina
Lady Adelaide Philippa Renata, Princess of Sendeberg
Princess Annabelle Melisande of Dorivio
Princess Guinevere, the Saintly Pearl of Umbrefeld
Princess Sapphira Angelique Felicia Octavia de Carawald
# Princess Name Generator #
Baldwin Percival Owen, Prince of Treland
Edgar Damien Terence, Prince of Santia
Everard Faramond Roger, Prince of Rylin
Prince Francis Roger Michael von Beaulin
Prince Quentin, the Simple Tiger of Parsaning
# Prince Name Generator #
Click Homer picture for another quote.
Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!
Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free..
The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
# The Simpsons Random Quote Generator #
Posted by The Boy with funny pictures at 10:48 PM